kundalini
05-26-2009, 10:10 PM
Late breaking News......
As seen by this reporter, several very large penguins maliciuosly mauled and mangled a local band as they innocently performed a free street concert for the public. The penguins were well organized and approached the band with such stealth that none of the crowd actually remember seeing them. "Ninjas" was a description given by an onlooker. The raucous was quick indeed and only a few photos are available to help the local police help identify the culprits.
It is believed that the lead guitarist was the first "hit".
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin1.jpg
It seemed that the keyboardist was the next victim.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin4.jpg
As seen in this photo, it is widely considered this bloodthirsty penguin was heading straight for the bassist......
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin3.jpg
... but other eyewitnesses collaborated that while it struck the bassist hard, it seemed to have careen off him like a pinball and completely obliterated the drummer and his entire kit.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin2.jpg
That's all the information I was able to gather at this point in time. We will update you as further information is gatherd. Back to you in the studio, Sharon.......
As seen by this reporter, several very large penguins maliciuosly mauled and mangled a local band as they innocently performed a free street concert for the public. The penguins were well organized and approached the band with such stealth that none of the crowd actually remember seeing them. "Ninjas" was a description given by an onlooker. The raucous was quick indeed and only a few photos are available to help the local police help identify the culprits.
It is believed that the lead guitarist was the first "hit".
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin1.jpg
It seemed that the keyboardist was the next victim.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin4.jpg
As seen in this photo, it is widely considered this bloodthirsty penguin was heading straight for the bassist......
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin3.jpg
... but other eyewitnesses collaborated that while it struck the bassist hard, it seemed to have careen off him like a pinball and completely obliterated the drummer and his entire kit.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa199/kundalini2737/penguin2.jpg
That's all the information I was able to gather at this point in time. We will update you as further information is gatherd. Back to you in the studio, Sharon.......